Yesterday, Jennifer showed up an hour before call time and as she opened the door she was like ‘Mark I want to cut it all off.’ I was like ‘What? Are we allowed to do that?’ And she said ‘Of course, it’s my hair!’ — Mark Townsend
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“I‘m just the crazy slut with a dead husband!”
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if someone asked me out I’d just think they were joking
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I picked up an issue of Cosmopolitan the other day that had tips for job interviews, because I was like, ‘I need to get better at interviews.’ The article was basically about how to get someone not to hate you in 20 minutes. Every single thing they told you not to do, I was like, ‘I do that every day.’
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Old outtakes by Chris Kaufman
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Confusion never stops; Closing walls and ticking clocks
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